on our old mommy
HAHAHA PLEASE read the post under this one first if you want to know what is going on!
yeah FINALLY our old mommy posted on the blog, which i think we should really celebrate, we can call the party something like "welcome mommy, finally, to the world of technological advancement!"
this entry shall be my practice GP essay with the topic "Is Phoebe indeed a housewife? Discuss."
if you read the entry below this one, you would have seen how she has listed out reasons why maeyue tina and sally are actually potential housewives, and as expected from a person who-scored-so-high-for-prelims-compre she listed very valid reasons. (ay i dont mean to be sarcastic or anything k, you really scored super damn high! i got like 18.5!!! LEGEND!)
BUT proving how other people are potential housewives doesn't make her any less housewify than she really is!!!!
and i shall be elaborating.
phoebe, do you know why we call you housewife?
its because you are so auntie!
in these days and age, who goes around yelling at people "ay dont play with food, dont waste your food lah" and gives them deadly stares and disturbing frowns that are likely to add more (or already added) wrinkles to your face?
who walks around the cluster singing random chinese songs and all of sudden bursts into unstoppable strings of mouse-like giggles to herself while other people sit there and stare?
WHO WEARS A FLOWERY DRESS TO SLEEP ANYMORE? =)) =)) =)) (except for aunties?)
who, in one moment, says "aiya i shall not gossip" with all her cool maturity and grown-up-ness and whatever and the next moment immediately asks about sally's "suitors" and all possible random gossip stories in the world??
who periodically takes out her heels and puts them on and walks around the room grinning to herself deluded in illusion "i feel so tall hehehe :D :D :D", or watches random movies and happily grinningly turns to me and says "ey her hair not as nice as mine right"
and EXCUSE ME, you DO go "oooooooohhhhhhhhh sooooooooooooooo niceeeeeeeeeeeeee" especially when looking at forever 21 clothes and somehow you always choose to love the pieces that are, uhm, very auntie.
plus, what we do are NOT childish acts! we are just pure and innocent energetic youths with a passion for all the good things in life! we don't go "shhhhhh" or yell at people for little things like laughing a bit too loud!!
we dont immediately vomit out descriptions of all kinds of random diseases and say "oh no i think i have _____________ eh!!!!!!!!!!" <---- fill in the blank with whatever kind of diseases you want, from schizophrenia to errr diarrhea maybe =))
and you watch Lizzie Mcguire over 10 times =)) which is quite an amusing record considering how BIMBOTIC and CHEESY the movie is.
so yeah phoebe, you ARE an auntie, just admit it. and being an auntie makes you a perfect auntie housewife, unless you want to be a lonely no-one-wants-to-marry one!!!!
and the difference between tina maeyue and sally's housewife is, they are young housewives who know how to make use of their youthfulness to erm BENEFIT from their husbands ;)) while phoebe belongs to the type that is probably married for so long the passion and romance already gave way for "oei why today you come home late huh? oei i very tired today you go and cook your own food! oei why today you got smell funny perfume one?? oei where's your salary for this month you think i no need to spend anything is it? oei cut my toe nails faster! oei pass me the remote control and go buy some supper snack! oei go clean the house! oei go feed the kid, he been crying for like the past 3 days! so annoying! i hate kids! arghhhhhhhhhh!" *then continues singing wang lee hom songs while emtionally and physically abused husband runs around doing all the chores*
So that's the definition of Phoebe: old-fashioned and old-aged housewife who likes to yell at her husband(s) and kids(if still surviving) and is in severe self-denial.
if they give this kind of topic for GP i think we will all be scoring 30/30 for content loh :D
lalala nIc3 w33K3nD 3V3rYb0dYzZz* ` ` ~~ i wonder how some ppl manage to type like THAT ALL THE TIME?
yeah FINALLY our old mommy posted on the blog, which i think we should really celebrate, we can call the party something like "welcome mommy, finally, to the world of technological advancement!"
this entry shall be my practice GP essay with the topic "Is Phoebe indeed a housewife? Discuss."
if you read the entry below this one, you would have seen how she has listed out reasons why maeyue tina and sally are actually potential housewives, and as expected from a person who-scored-so-high-for-prelims-compre she listed very valid reasons. (ay i dont mean to be sarcastic or anything k, you really scored super damn high! i got like 18.5!!! LEGEND!)
BUT proving how other people are potential housewives doesn't make her any less housewify than she really is!!!!
and i shall be elaborating.
phoebe, do you know why we call you housewife?
its because you are so auntie!
in these days and age, who goes around yelling at people "ay dont play with food, dont waste your food lah" and gives them deadly stares and disturbing frowns that are likely to add more (or already added) wrinkles to your face?
who walks around the cluster singing random chinese songs and all of sudden bursts into unstoppable strings of mouse-like giggles to herself while other people sit there and stare?
WHO WEARS A FLOWERY DRESS TO SLEEP ANYMORE? =)) =)) =)) (except for aunties?)
who, in one moment, says "aiya i shall not gossip" with all her cool maturity and grown-up-ness and whatever and the next moment immediately asks about sally's "suitors" and all possible random gossip stories in the world??
who periodically takes out her heels and puts them on and walks around the room grinning to herself deluded in illusion "i feel so tall hehehe :D :D :D", or watches random movies and happily grinningly turns to me and says "ey her hair not as nice as mine right"
and EXCUSE ME, you DO go "oooooooohhhhhhhhh sooooooooooooooo niceeeeeeeeeeeeee" especially when looking at forever 21 clothes and somehow you always choose to love the pieces that are, uhm, very auntie.
plus, what we do are NOT childish acts! we are just pure and innocent energetic youths with a passion for all the good things in life! we don't go "shhhhhh" or yell at people for little things like laughing a bit too loud!!
we dont immediately vomit out descriptions of all kinds of random diseases and say "oh no i think i have _____________ eh!!!!!!!!!!" <---- fill in the blank with whatever kind of diseases you want, from schizophrenia to errr diarrhea maybe =))
and you watch Lizzie Mcguire over 10 times =)) which is quite an amusing record considering how BIMBOTIC and CHEESY the movie is.
so yeah phoebe, you ARE an auntie, just admit it. and being an auntie makes you a perfect auntie housewife, unless you want to be a lonely no-one-wants-to-marry one!!!!
and the difference between tina maeyue and sally's housewife is, they are young housewives who know how to make use of their youthfulness to erm BENEFIT from their husbands ;)) while phoebe belongs to the type that is probably married for so long the passion and romance already gave way for "oei why today you come home late huh? oei i very tired today you go and cook your own food! oei why today you got smell funny perfume one?? oei where's your salary for this month you think i no need to spend anything is it? oei cut my toe nails faster! oei pass me the remote control and go buy some supper snack! oei go clean the house! oei go feed the kid, he been crying for like the past 3 days! so annoying! i hate kids! arghhhhhhhhhh!" *then continues singing wang lee hom songs while emtionally and physically abused husband runs around doing all the chores*
So that's the definition of Phoebe: old-fashioned and old-aged housewife who likes to yell at her husband(s) and kids(if still surviving) and is in severe self-denial.
if they give this kind of topic for GP i think we will all be scoring 30/30 for content loh :D
lalala nIc3 w33K3nD 3V3rYb0dYzZz* ` ` ~~ i wonder how some ppl manage to type like THAT ALL THE TIME?
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