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Some people keep on nagging beside my ear to blog. And my ear can't take extreme ringing sound frequencies of bimbo-tic people that well so ya, it eventually surrendered and told me to write something.
Ok, I would like to say that art, while it is a rather fascinating subject for artistically-inclined people, it kills people too!!!!! It does so by depriving people of 1, 2, and even 3 days of sleep and turning them into a ferocious walking zombie the following day. Also, because of art, or more specifically, helping an arts person, my arms just suddenly got cramps because of constantly erasing and scrubbing the stubbornly clingy pencil marks on the wall. Maybe I'll just think of that as burning away arm flabs.... I might feel better!!
So van... congrats for coming out alive!!!!!!
Anyways, i just want to say that the advertisement on TV is a really bad thing. It makes everything seem so sumptuously nice. And you know, it's a really ironic thing. WHen I see the KFC ad on fried chicken, I actually crave for Macs chicken wings!!! Hahaha! So KFC actually encourages me to go to Macs to eat instead!!!!!!!
Ya, I know I'm rambling off!!!!
And by the way, STOP calling the person whom you always call a housewife because I am not and because I do not aspire to be one!!!! Just because I don't go along with all your bimbotic "ooohhhhh, sooooooooooooooooooo niiiiiicccccccccceeeeeeeee" and childish acts DOESN'T MEAN that I am a HOUSEWIFE!!!!
Hmnnn.... the potential housewive would definitely have to be Mae Yue, Tina and Sally.
WHy you ask me?
Mae Yue: She is a shopahollic and desires to a tai-tai- I-get -what-I-want life. SHe wants to marry a rich husband and spend his money --> so typical auntie lah, cummon!!!! I associate aunties with housewives so ya, Mae Yue suit it perfectly. So the definition of 'Mae Yue': a bimbotic housewife who has some problems sitting still and not talking.
Sally: too nice alr. Not naughty enough. THat's why she is motherly. And she actually gets into ...hmnn... relationships quite easily (hint hint <-- all Sally's suitors), which means she will .. DUH, stay home and do the chores if the husband wants her to lah!!!! Ya ya, I know she is clumsy with chores and knows nothing but cooking instant noodles. But skills can be learnt, and with her smart and intelligent brain, she can definitely do it!!!!
Definition of 'Sally': a Vietnamese housewife rejected by the mean Vietnamese mother-in-law (because cannot do chores what!!!) but loved by the Vietnamese husband.
Tina: She has auntie and housewify dreams!!!! SHe wants to ride on a cruise and not work and not study and not have to think about anything! She hates reading confusing books and constantly rereads Harry Potter. Basically, the only way to do this is to be a housewife!!!!!!!!!!
Definition of 'Tina': the aspiring housewife who wants to deprive children of harry potter books (cause she likes to keep them to herself and she dusn like children --> she will NEVER give the book to the poor kid)!!
So my conclusion: MORE PEOPLE ARE MORE ADEPT AT BEING A HOUSEWIVE THAN ME! sO STOP CALLING ME ONE!!!!!!
Ok, I would like to say that art, while it is a rather fascinating subject for artistically-inclined people, it kills people too!!!!! It does so by depriving people of 1, 2, and even 3 days of sleep and turning them into a ferocious walking zombie the following day. Also, because of art, or more specifically, helping an arts person, my arms just suddenly got cramps because of constantly erasing and scrubbing the stubbornly clingy pencil marks on the wall. Maybe I'll just think of that as burning away arm flabs.... I might feel better!!
So van... congrats for coming out alive!!!!!!
Anyways, i just want to say that the advertisement on TV is a really bad thing. It makes everything seem so sumptuously nice. And you know, it's a really ironic thing. WHen I see the KFC ad on fried chicken, I actually crave for Macs chicken wings!!! Hahaha! So KFC actually encourages me to go to Macs to eat instead!!!!!!!
Ya, I know I'm rambling off!!!!
And by the way, STOP calling the person whom you always call a housewife because I am not and because I do not aspire to be one!!!! Just because I don't go along with all your bimbotic "ooohhhhh, sooooooooooooooooooo niiiiiicccccccccceeeeeeeee" and childish acts DOESN'T MEAN that I am a HOUSEWIFE!!!!
Hmnnn.... the potential housewive would definitely have to be Mae Yue, Tina and Sally.
WHy you ask me?
Mae Yue: She is a shopahollic and desires to a tai-tai- I-get -what-I-want life. SHe wants to marry a rich husband and spend his money --> so typical auntie lah, cummon!!!! I associate aunties with housewives so ya, Mae Yue suit it perfectly. So the definition of 'Mae Yue': a bimbotic housewife who has some problems sitting still and not talking.
Sally: too nice alr. Not naughty enough. THat's why she is motherly. And she actually gets into ...hmnn... relationships quite easily (hint hint <-- all Sally's suitors), which means she will .. DUH, stay home and do the chores if the husband wants her to lah!!!! Ya ya, I know she is clumsy with chores and knows nothing but cooking instant noodles. But skills can be learnt, and with her smart and intelligent brain, she can definitely do it!!!!
Definition of 'Sally': a Vietnamese housewife rejected by the mean Vietnamese mother-in-law (because cannot do chores what!!!) but loved by the Vietnamese husband.
Tina: She has auntie and housewify dreams!!!! SHe wants to ride on a cruise and not work and not study and not have to think about anything! She hates reading confusing books and constantly rereads Harry Potter. Basically, the only way to do this is to be a housewife!!!!!!!!!!
Definition of 'Tina': the aspiring housewife who wants to deprive children of harry potter books (cause she likes to keep them to herself and she dusn like children --> she will NEVER give the book to the poor kid)!!
So my conclusion: MORE PEOPLE ARE MORE ADEPT AT BEING A HOUSEWIVE THAN ME! sO STOP CALLING ME ONE!!!!!!
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